SATURDAY JUNE 9th 1999     32p       THOUGHT: OHO ROJO!!!

 
 

DEREK "FAT-WAH" DEANE AND KING IN AMAZING MERGER BID SENSATION SHOCK!!!

 ENGLISH NATIONAL BOLLE!! 
 
10-PAGE PULLOUT AND KEEP PICTURES OF ENB'S SUPERSTUD
EXCLUSIVE by OUR "MANON" THE SPOT KEVIN GOODSPORT Phwoarrr-phwoarrr art thou Romeo!!! There's loads of current in his buns!
 
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England's sauciest team captain, Derek Deane, signed an amazing merger contract with arch rival Harold King today. 

Their new company "Titty Ballet of London" will tour Britain with a stunning showcase of risky shows featuring totty in tutus!

"I asked my old friend Jackie Collins to come up with a new version of Onegin.  She's come up with a fantastic show called "Me Tarzan - Eugene".  We were going to call it "One gin and I'm anybody's!" but Gordons pulled out at the last moment."

The lusty aristocratic romp is set in imperial Russia (whenever that was!) and features men in uniform, 
saucy housewives and skimpy frocks. And of course, there's a HUGE mirror in the bedroom!!!!

BAYADERE - GET ONE FREE!!!

Collin's second work for TBL will be based on dusty old classic 'Coppelia'. Cliff Richard's written the hit-score, based on his best-selling single "Living Doll". 

"Jackie's been absolutely marvellous," says Deane "It's got everything - lots of girls, a dirty old man and a guy who "copps" off with a doll!" 

HANKY-PANKOVA!

In tommorrow's Bun! we've got a pull-out and keep poster of busty blonde Russian bombshell Yelena Pankova, who sadly won't be appearing with TBL this year. CALL the BUN hotline on 0898 606060623 if you think we should give the Russkies a chance!!! Calls cost no more than an ENB castsheet!